Post by Stefan McCain on Sept 30, 2022 16:00:04 GMT
"First and foremost, shout out to a legend named Coolio. May you rest in peace up with Pac, Biggie, DMX to name a few in the island in heaven called Gangsta's Paradise. Now to my regularly scheduled broadcast.
At Royal Crown, I proved why I'm the most slept-on wrestler in this company when I went in at entrant number two, to which I lasted forty seven minutes, about tied for second most time in the entire match, scored two eliminations, and was the sixth to last person thrown over that match. And those two eliminations contained of Liz Karlson, the supposed "Shit Brickhouse" of wrestling and stood to truth the the first word of that Nickname, then Aaon Asphyxia that was not needed of a back up in form of Tommy Hate, but of course he needed to ride my coattails to make a impact in that match. But he's not the one of importance I have riding into this upcoming Adrenaline, no no, it's Hanzo Aguliar. Mister wasted the space of a surprise entrant that only lasted ten minutes with nothing worth talking about in this match. But yet I'm supposed to believe you're a threat to me in this match? Especially when this match is for a prize and he's stepping into the ring with the GOAT for his gold!
Hey guys, wanna know something funny? Imagine being born, right? And during your birth, your father didn't care enough to stay and be there! L.O.L Fucking hell mate, it almost makes me seem sorry for you. Then again, I'm the guy who said a former couple was going to fuck on her dead mom's grave and make a baby in her presence, so you think I'm sorry that your father didn't want to waste time seeing birth to the sperm he wishes your mother should of swallowed instead? Heh
Please tell us all how you were the biggest underdog going into the Royal Crown Rumble match when you didn't even have the dog in you to show even the slightest of bark? Tell us how having nothing to your name is your advantage, something that millions have said before you and after you, and you couldn’t even add "Elimination", "More than twenty minutes in the match", or fucking anything to your name from it? Please tell us you had two feet in the door, but still had the door slammed in your face? Oh fucking PLEASE tell us how the story Hanzo Aguliar is starting when you don't even have a prologue written. Tell us you're not the same perra that joins a wrestling company in a mask to get the praise of a luchador when you don't deserve the mask. Exactly, you can't tell us anything. All you can truly say is that you aren't worth the money this company is paying you.
And in all honesty, the same could have been said about me….. many months ago though. Now, everybody wants me! Everybody wants to sign me because I gather the noise that companies love to have. People call me an asshole, a dickhead, but I'm a Straight Shooter. People hate me when I say something, but I have yet to lie in my words. And Hanzo, I'm not lying when I say I will embarrass you at Adrenaline.
Claim all the declarations to your family and friends that YOU WILL NOT FAIL…. But it'll make your defeat at my hands make it so sweet to know you'll be going back to your family and knowing that they made a mistake to not terminate you before your birth. The embarrassment you're going to suffer will make Daisuke Miyazaki regret taking you in and training you. Humiliation so severe, that Kazuto wished you didn't speak to him during your training. And I'm going to make your loser stint on J-ROK look like a success. You're stepping into my world Hanzo. On the Infinite Pro Wrestling website, I was the very first IPW profile put up, and every time I've stepped into thus ring, I've proven week after week that I am truly and Simply Amazing. Hanzo, at Adrenaline live from International Convention Centre in Newport, Wales on BT- Sports One, the world will hear and see the referee's 'one, two, three' then the ring announcer saying 'Here's Your Winner of the Infinite Pro Wrestling World Championship Qualifier Match, Stefan McCain', and what I wan- nah, I DEMAND you take that mask off and leave it in the ring. Your time embarrassing the legendary luchadors and masked wrestlers in our business will end at my hands. And then, I'll place that mask on my trophy case, next to the spot that I have for the IPW World Championship.
MYOJIN, I told you one way or another that I was going to be taking that championship from you, and this is how. I will break through the armor you have placed around yourself and pierce through your paper skin and send you back to the mid card so I can watch you waste so many more years trying to get back a World Championship.
I am the GOAT.
I am IPWs Best.
I am….
Simply…
Amazing
And, I'm your next IPW WORLD CHAMPION! Deal with it cunts."