Post by Cross Recoba on Oct 6, 2022 15:22:35 GMT
The cameras fade in as Cross sits looking out on St James Park, London. The camera pans to show the damage that Royal Crown left him with the previous night.
CROSS RECOBA
Touchdown, do you think what you did last night proves in any way that you’re better than me in the ring? We both know that when it comes down to it…you couldn’t handle me one-on-one but you won’t, and don’t, want to admit that. Do you know why we’ve yet to even have a Triple Threat in Tap Out Wrestling? I’ll spell it out - because I want to know which of my roster has the edge that night over the other. Without the carnage, without your tag-team partner you’re nothing but a lame duck waiting for a hunter to come along and put you out of your misery.
We cut to an over-the-shoulder spot and see what Cross is really looking at. On the window is the card for IPW’s Adrenaline IX show.
CROSS RECOBA
I had to look up as you acted the clown, perched on Cooldown’s shoulders. I had to look up as you acted as if you’d done anything else but luck your way to another win. I had to look up as The Jamrockers once more acted as if they’re the best that Infinite Pro has to offer…that’s when I decided that winning back that title would be great, the real prize though would be slowly wiping that smile off your face for good.
Recoba reaches for the back of his neck, no doubt damaged from the Dragon Suplex on Johnny Five from the top of the ladder.
CROSS RECOBA
When I saw the line-up for the next IPW show I felt many different emotions. Unmoved that once more you’re going to shy away from being a fighting champion. Disappointed that the division I’ve said I wanted to lift above the World title now includes people with little to any real talent. Mostly though, I was furious that it seems Infinite Pro doubt that I’m the Box Office of IPW. I know that by the time Adrenaline Nine comes around, the IPW video editors will have updated the Adrenaline intro and I can guarantee that you’ll see more moves of mine from last night than any other wrestler!
Cross reaches down and brings a tumbler of water to his lips.
CROSS RECOBA
Then, after I’d had time to think, I realized that this was what I was going to use to get back to you. When that bell rings in Newport, Touchdown, I want you to realize that everytime I drop Mack on his head - it’s with visions of you. Mack might not be much, but he’ll do as an emissary to send you a message.
Recoba places his foot on a stool in a deliberate manner, perhaps paying for the Up All Night in Dakota from the apron to the floor.
CROSS RECOBA
Sorry, Aubrey, but it’s true. You’ve travelled the world to hone your craft and yet you come into this match without anyone really having heard of you? Ever thought you’re just a bit of a journeyman? Someone who goes from place to place to survive but never makes their name. There’s nothing wrong with it, after all you’re a good guy and you’re a ladies man. I even read the fluff they put on the website about you and what a tale it tells. Charismatic, always entertaining the fans, handsome and so the ladies love you. You must be wondering why everyone isn’t so touched and lucky as you are?
Cross’ tone drops the sarcasm, his words more measured.
CROSS RECOBA
You see, I think you believe your own hype. I’m just going to throw this out there - your preparation for this match was thinking about hearing the last bell ring and hearing Casey Kincaid announce your name as the winner. It’s time to face facts, I looked at your highlight reel on YouTube and it’s extremely impressive but tell me how this works - how bad is your technique that a Michinouku Driver or a 630 Senton isn’t enough to get the job done? Surely physics does most of the work for you? A Spinning Heel Kick as a finisher? It’s baffling but then, you have God on your side…forgot about that with your endless positives you have. Maybe it’s the Lord who strikes down your prey and you haven’t worked out yet that you’re all flash and no finish?
Recoba turns to the camera and leans closer in.
CROSS RECOBA
I’m not in this tournament to show you up for the poser you are, that’s an added bonus. I’m not here to give you a talking point for you to tell your family and friends about the time you faced Cross Recoba, that’s the closest to a win you’re going to get. I’m here to send a message to Touchdown, Konstantine, and Alexander. I’m in this match to get back a title that I never should have lost. You might have the fans, God, Venus and Thanos on your side but this isn’t the minor leagues. This is Infinite Pro Wrestling, this is my stomping ground, this is my tournament! I’m not here to wow the fans, I’ve not needed them to hold my hand to get where I have. I’m not here to impress the blonde in the third row, maybe she might take pity on you in defeat though. I’m here to remind everyone that Cross Recoba should ALWAYS top whatever card he’s on!
Cross’ volume drops.
CROSS RECOBA
When I drop you on your head with a Staten Island Drop, I’ll ask if you remember how to apply a wristlock. When you see me flying over the ropes and connect with the Million Lira dropkick to your face, I’ll ask where your harem is now. Lastly, when I have you in Garibaldi’s Guillotine, I’ll ask you if you still think you have God on your shoulder!
CROSS RECOBA
Touchdown, do you think what you did last night proves in any way that you’re better than me in the ring? We both know that when it comes down to it…you couldn’t handle me one-on-one but you won’t, and don’t, want to admit that. Do you know why we’ve yet to even have a Triple Threat in Tap Out Wrestling? I’ll spell it out - because I want to know which of my roster has the edge that night over the other. Without the carnage, without your tag-team partner you’re nothing but a lame duck waiting for a hunter to come along and put you out of your misery.
We cut to an over-the-shoulder spot and see what Cross is really looking at. On the window is the card for IPW’s Adrenaline IX show.
CROSS RECOBA
I had to look up as you acted the clown, perched on Cooldown’s shoulders. I had to look up as you acted as if you’d done anything else but luck your way to another win. I had to look up as The Jamrockers once more acted as if they’re the best that Infinite Pro has to offer…that’s when I decided that winning back that title would be great, the real prize though would be slowly wiping that smile off your face for good.
Recoba reaches for the back of his neck, no doubt damaged from the Dragon Suplex on Johnny Five from the top of the ladder.
CROSS RECOBA
When I saw the line-up for the next IPW show I felt many different emotions. Unmoved that once more you’re going to shy away from being a fighting champion. Disappointed that the division I’ve said I wanted to lift above the World title now includes people with little to any real talent. Mostly though, I was furious that it seems Infinite Pro doubt that I’m the Box Office of IPW. I know that by the time Adrenaline Nine comes around, the IPW video editors will have updated the Adrenaline intro and I can guarantee that you’ll see more moves of mine from last night than any other wrestler!
Cross reaches down and brings a tumbler of water to his lips.
CROSS RECOBA
Then, after I’d had time to think, I realized that this was what I was going to use to get back to you. When that bell rings in Newport, Touchdown, I want you to realize that everytime I drop Mack on his head - it’s with visions of you. Mack might not be much, but he’ll do as an emissary to send you a message.
Recoba places his foot on a stool in a deliberate manner, perhaps paying for the Up All Night in Dakota from the apron to the floor.
CROSS RECOBA
Sorry, Aubrey, but it’s true. You’ve travelled the world to hone your craft and yet you come into this match without anyone really having heard of you? Ever thought you’re just a bit of a journeyman? Someone who goes from place to place to survive but never makes their name. There’s nothing wrong with it, after all you’re a good guy and you’re a ladies man. I even read the fluff they put on the website about you and what a tale it tells. Charismatic, always entertaining the fans, handsome and so the ladies love you. You must be wondering why everyone isn’t so touched and lucky as you are?
Cross’ tone drops the sarcasm, his words more measured.
CROSS RECOBA
You see, I think you believe your own hype. I’m just going to throw this out there - your preparation for this match was thinking about hearing the last bell ring and hearing Casey Kincaid announce your name as the winner. It’s time to face facts, I looked at your highlight reel on YouTube and it’s extremely impressive but tell me how this works - how bad is your technique that a Michinouku Driver or a 630 Senton isn’t enough to get the job done? Surely physics does most of the work for you? A Spinning Heel Kick as a finisher? It’s baffling but then, you have God on your side…forgot about that with your endless positives you have. Maybe it’s the Lord who strikes down your prey and you haven’t worked out yet that you’re all flash and no finish?
Recoba turns to the camera and leans closer in.
CROSS RECOBA
I’m not in this tournament to show you up for the poser you are, that’s an added bonus. I’m not here to give you a talking point for you to tell your family and friends about the time you faced Cross Recoba, that’s the closest to a win you’re going to get. I’m here to send a message to Touchdown, Konstantine, and Alexander. I’m in this match to get back a title that I never should have lost. You might have the fans, God, Venus and Thanos on your side but this isn’t the minor leagues. This is Infinite Pro Wrestling, this is my stomping ground, this is my tournament! I’m not here to wow the fans, I’ve not needed them to hold my hand to get where I have. I’m not here to impress the blonde in the third row, maybe she might take pity on you in defeat though. I’m here to remind everyone that Cross Recoba should ALWAYS top whatever card he’s on!
Cross’ volume drops.
CROSS RECOBA
When I drop you on your head with a Staten Island Drop, I’ll ask if you remember how to apply a wristlock. When you see me flying over the ropes and connect with the Million Lira dropkick to your face, I’ll ask where your harem is now. Lastly, when I have you in Garibaldi’s Guillotine, I’ll ask you if you still think you have God on your shoulder!
