Post by INFINITE PRO. on Aug 30, 2022 20:56:32 GMT
Jack Haggard: You know, I like me a good ol’ redemption story. Stories about how a man falls on hard times, and has to pick himself up out of the dirt. Stories about a man who has lost everythin’ fighting just to get somethin’ back.
Hank Haggard Jr: Some Shawshank Redemption shit.
Jack Haggard: Yeah, somethin’ like that. But IPW must not like you very much, PRICE. Because they are givin’ you this match thinkin’ it’s your own personal redemption story. They are selling you a pipe dream that you aren’t about to eat the dirt again. They just wanna keep bringing you back to the slaughterhouse, let us take a piece of you every damn time, and then bring you back to take a little more.
Hank Haggard Jr: There ain’t gonna be anythin’ left of ya.
Jack Haggard: But I don’t blame them for wanting’ ta bleed ya for every drop of blood you’re worth, man. You’re some XHF extreme legend, what else you good for at the end of the day?
Hank Haggard Jr: Not a damn thing.
Jack Haggard: Not a DAMN thing! Because the world is cruel, man. We’ve been over this. If you die in an IPW ring, they gonna paint you as a martyr.
Hank Haggard Jr: Fake Jesus Christ shit.
Jack Haggard: They gonna put your face on some shirts and sell them just to fatten up wallets that are already burstin’ at the seams. They are gonna sell your corpse like an old broken down car with some new paint and new wheels. Cause that the only way you’re ever gonna be redeemed, man.
Hank Haggard Jr: Can’t hurt ya self no more.
Jack Haggard: Because they’re enablers. Your blood is all you’ve got. You said you’re addicted to this shit, well they’re gonna keep letting you take a hit of that drug. Hell, will pass you the needle and ask if they can tighten the belt for you. They’re gonna keep letting you chase that high until you fucking die.
Hank Haggard Jr: Goin’ the way of Jim Morrison, brotha.
Jack Haggard: And us Haggard boys are gonna have some dry eyes when they lower you into that familiar dirt. Because that’s just how life is. What are the three things in life that is certain; death, taxes, and gettin’ ya teeth punched down your neck by a Haggard if ya keep tryin’ ta pick a fight.
Hank Haggard Jr: May god have mercy on ya soul.
Jack Haggard: Ya can keep callin’ for mercy but the big man upstairs gonna keep leavin’ you on that dial tone. He is too busy gettin’ the best seat in the house for when I paint London Town red wit’ ‘cha blood.
Hank Haggard Jr: Kinda jealous.
Jack Haggard: I sure ain’t. Cause I warned ya this was gonna happen, man. I warned you, if you want to come at me as a legend, you better live up to it. If you want to come at me as a Messiah you better be ready to be crucified, brotha. But I ain’t gonna nail you to no cross, imma do what I did last time and piledrive you on that brittle little neck of yours until you can’t feel your feet no more. I’m gonna crown you as I’m a messiah with a steel chair over your skull until you’re a dribbling vegetable living’ a wheelchair.
Hank Haggard Jr: Brother Jack ain’t even gonna give ya the option ta come back chasin’ that high,
Jack Haggard: Cause no one is surprised when an addict dies. They just count their blessings they get the extra day on this earth. But like the addict that you are, you don’t know when to quit.
Hank Haggard Jr: Have ya not seen that commercial with the fried egg? That’s ya brain on drugs!
Jack Haggard: Sad thing is, I got to be the one to put you down like I said I would. Shiiit, it ain’t even personal for me. But as the big brother of the family, I gotta set an example for the youngin’s. I gotta set an example for Hank here before he takes the IPW World Title off that Russian bitch.
Hank Haggard Jr: YESSIIIIIR!
Jack Haggard: I’m just sorry about your damn luck for being the poor unfortunate soul I gotta make the example out of. I gotta do what a Haggard’s gotta do in this world to survive. And that put people in the dirt before they put you in the dirt.
Hank Haggard Jr: YESSSSSIIIIIR!
Jack Haggard: Because like I keep telling y’all; we don’t do shit honorably. We don’t do shit “the right way.” You fuck with one I feel bad for ya, son — cause we sure as hell don’t come alone.
Hank Haggard Jr: We done mowed through every tag team this place has got! We beat all of ya one by bleedin’ one. Don’t matter who got an IPDubya belt; we are the top of the food chain. This is our habitat and y’all keep comin’ in blind or stupid!
Jack Haggard: For once Boar; you damn well said somethin’ smart. I can only hope PRICE’s last words are even half that good to be remembered by. Hopefully he has a few words to redeem his soul before I put him out ta pasture for good.
Hank Haggard Jr: Let him know!
Jack Haggard: Cause it’s on sight the moment we land in London, man. I don’t need no damn bell; they sanction a street fight they damn well know I’m gonna drag your fat ass by the neck.
Hank Haggard Jr: LET EM KNOW!
Jack Haggard: You’ll be redeemed in the XHF obituaries man.
Hank Haggard Jr: LET! EM! KNOW!
Jack Haggard: Cause Jack the Ripper ‘bout to kill another bitch in London.
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Hank Haggard Jr: Some Shawshank Redemption shit.
Jack Haggard: Yeah, somethin’ like that. But IPW must not like you very much, PRICE. Because they are givin’ you this match thinkin’ it’s your own personal redemption story. They are selling you a pipe dream that you aren’t about to eat the dirt again. They just wanna keep bringing you back to the slaughterhouse, let us take a piece of you every damn time, and then bring you back to take a little more.
Hank Haggard Jr: There ain’t gonna be anythin’ left of ya.
Jack Haggard: But I don’t blame them for wanting’ ta bleed ya for every drop of blood you’re worth, man. You’re some XHF extreme legend, what else you good for at the end of the day?
Hank Haggard Jr: Not a damn thing.
Jack Haggard: Not a DAMN thing! Because the world is cruel, man. We’ve been over this. If you die in an IPW ring, they gonna paint you as a martyr.
Hank Haggard Jr: Fake Jesus Christ shit.
Jack Haggard: They gonna put your face on some shirts and sell them just to fatten up wallets that are already burstin’ at the seams. They are gonna sell your corpse like an old broken down car with some new paint and new wheels. Cause that the only way you’re ever gonna be redeemed, man.
Hank Haggard Jr: Can’t hurt ya self no more.
Jack Haggard: Because they’re enablers. Your blood is all you’ve got. You said you’re addicted to this shit, well they’re gonna keep letting you take a hit of that drug. Hell, will pass you the needle and ask if they can tighten the belt for you. They’re gonna keep letting you chase that high until you fucking die.
Hank Haggard Jr: Goin’ the way of Jim Morrison, brotha.
Jack Haggard: And us Haggard boys are gonna have some dry eyes when they lower you into that familiar dirt. Because that’s just how life is. What are the three things in life that is certain; death, taxes, and gettin’ ya teeth punched down your neck by a Haggard if ya keep tryin’ ta pick a fight.
Hank Haggard Jr: May god have mercy on ya soul.
Jack Haggard: Ya can keep callin’ for mercy but the big man upstairs gonna keep leavin’ you on that dial tone. He is too busy gettin’ the best seat in the house for when I paint London Town red wit’ ‘cha blood.
Hank Haggard Jr: Kinda jealous.
Jack Haggard: I sure ain’t. Cause I warned ya this was gonna happen, man. I warned you, if you want to come at me as a legend, you better live up to it. If you want to come at me as a Messiah you better be ready to be crucified, brotha. But I ain’t gonna nail you to no cross, imma do what I did last time and piledrive you on that brittle little neck of yours until you can’t feel your feet no more. I’m gonna crown you as I’m a messiah with a steel chair over your skull until you’re a dribbling vegetable living’ a wheelchair.
Hank Haggard Jr: Brother Jack ain’t even gonna give ya the option ta come back chasin’ that high,
Jack Haggard: Cause no one is surprised when an addict dies. They just count their blessings they get the extra day on this earth. But like the addict that you are, you don’t know when to quit.
Hank Haggard Jr: Have ya not seen that commercial with the fried egg? That’s ya brain on drugs!
Jack Haggard: Sad thing is, I got to be the one to put you down like I said I would. Shiiit, it ain’t even personal for me. But as the big brother of the family, I gotta set an example for the youngin’s. I gotta set an example for Hank here before he takes the IPW World Title off that Russian bitch.
Hank Haggard Jr: YESSIIIIIR!
Jack Haggard: I’m just sorry about your damn luck for being the poor unfortunate soul I gotta make the example out of. I gotta do what a Haggard’s gotta do in this world to survive. And that put people in the dirt before they put you in the dirt.
Hank Haggard Jr: YESSSSSIIIIIR!
Jack Haggard: Because like I keep telling y’all; we don’t do shit honorably. We don’t do shit “the right way.” You fuck with one I feel bad for ya, son — cause we sure as hell don’t come alone.
Hank Haggard Jr: We done mowed through every tag team this place has got! We beat all of ya one by bleedin’ one. Don’t matter who got an IPDubya belt; we are the top of the food chain. This is our habitat and y’all keep comin’ in blind or stupid!
Jack Haggard: For once Boar; you damn well said somethin’ smart. I can only hope PRICE’s last words are even half that good to be remembered by. Hopefully he has a few words to redeem his soul before I put him out ta pasture for good.
Hank Haggard Jr: Let him know!
Jack Haggard: Cause it’s on sight the moment we land in London, man. I don’t need no damn bell; they sanction a street fight they damn well know I’m gonna drag your fat ass by the neck.
Hank Haggard Jr: LET EM KNOW!
Jack Haggard: You’ll be redeemed in the XHF obituaries man.
Hank Haggard Jr: LET! EM! KNOW!
Jack Haggard: Cause Jack the Ripper ‘bout to kill another bitch in London.
[ Didn’t have time to format since I’m on an IPad on my vacation. ]